To whomever reads this...

Can I please borrow 9 dollars and 27 cents....I would like to get somewhere close to 3 gallons of gas.


Seriously folks! 3.0 FRIGGIN 9!!!!! Im buying a bike....its WAY cheaper than this shit! Someone made the arguement the other day..."Well in England they pay close to 7.15 a gallon". FUCK ENGLAND. I live in the U S of fuckin A! (heheh I said fuckin A) My car drinks gasoline like a pledge having his first beer at a frat party. In England you can wind their cars up and they run for a MONTH! I saw a roller skate once that was bigger than their cars.

In closing, this bullshit has got to STOP! Someone needs to step in and tell "big oil" that their drunken orgy of money and control is DONE. Someone also should line up the enviornmentalists who dont want us drilling for oil in Alaska and club them over the backs of their collective heads with baby seals. I dont care if you are in tune with the land...Im in tune with my bank account....and if my bank account is empty...my stomach is empty...and when my stomach is empty...I start picking off endangered species one by one! "What Mr Enviornmentalist? You say there are only 3 of these left in teh world?? *KAPOW* Make it 2 fucker! Now let us drill or your little friend Coco gets it next!"

*deep breath* OK I feel better.